Comment spammers cheer me up. I’m talking about the people who post spam into the comments of blogs. This blog in particular gets a fair amount of spam comments a day. I rarely get a proper comment. Yes I would like to see more people commenting, but I’d rather have none than just allow the page to be filled with rubbish.
BUT, that’s not to say the rubbish being posted by these spammers is not good quality rubbish. It’s comedy gold, I tell you. Some of the comments I read makes me chuckle – physically. That’s supposed to be good for you isn’t it? So let me share some of these comments with you, without including the links these people are promoting.
Spam should have its own show. Maybe Harry Hill will present it.
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